Ohmigosh! (Times Two!)

Victory Day Show at Russian Circus to Feature Nazi Monkeys (Bad photoshop ahoy!)

To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Soviet victory in World War II a circus show will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act in wartime stories, NewsRu reports.

Why monkeys? Well, as the circus director says: “You can not dress a horse like a Nazi.�

Then there's the idea of a SWAT monkey. Not for fun, folks — this is for teh reals.

The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it's looking to a monkey.

"Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. "It would change the way we do business."

Oh, I've thought about it, alright. In fact I've been sitting on this story for over a week because I was so dumbfounded at first. No, Sean, after much too much consideration, SWAT monkeys are still way freakin' funny.