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NOLA Bound

Tomorrow I get to hop on a plane with several coworkers (and even more acquaintances) and head to RubyConf in New Orleans.

This is very exciting for me, because although my mother took me there more than a couple times when I was small, I have no memory of having ever been to New Orleans. I’m very happy to be remedying this omission in my Stateside travels.

Best yet: because I am an excellent husband, I’m staying in New Orleans a couple extra days beyond the conference so that The Wife can come out on Saturday to join me for some of those famous “good times”.

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Depending on how things go, I might actually report back with details of what we ate and what we drank and what we saw. Or maybe not.

Posted in Code Monkeying, Jake's Life.


4th of July Status

Things I didn’t do this holiday weekend:

  1. Ride my motorcycle
  2. Start building bookcases
  3. Hang out with friends
  4. Go to the Monday CrossFit workout

Things I did do this holiday weekend:

  1. Finished installing the new baseboard
  2. Made lavender simple syrup
  3. Took the wife out for a lovely lunch at Salt
  4. Cleaned up the garage just a tiny bit
  5. Cooked a bunch so we’ll have lots of easy leftovers
  6. Went to the Saturday CrossFit workout and still can’t walk straight

I call that a win overall.

Posted in Colorado Living, Food and Cookery, Homebody, Jake's Life, Motorcycles.


Doing my job, keeping the company wiki updated.

Posted in Jake's Life.


The Foul-Mouthed Cook’s Guide to: Goat Stock

First, realize that goat is fucking delicious, so stop making that stupid face and read on for some guidelines for making some seriously tasty goddamn stock.

(Also, don’t bother reading this if you don’t like cussing, because I feel like cussing. A lot.)

Continued…

Posted in Food and Cookery.


Booze Recipe: Punchin’ Judy

My friend, Dave, gave me a copy of of David Wondrich’s fantastic Punch: The Delights (and Dangers) of the Flowing Bowl for my birthday, so I’ve been looking for an excuse to try making some boozy punch.

Luckily for me, I was recently “promoted” to the title of Chief Mixology Officer at work. We also now host a monthly gathering of geeks with drinks known as Ruby on Beer, so I thought I’d sneak something other than beer to the next party. Since I’m not the type to fly blind, I took the opportunity last Friday to make a batch of Fish House Punch for the office, just to try things out.

The results were definitely positive. Some folks were big, big fans, but I thought the flavors needed some rounding out. There were some sharp lemon notes and a big pop of sweet that required some smoothing.

Since the next Ruby on Beer is this Thursday, I felt like I needed some more practice. Today I started into making something when I realized I didn’t have any brandy or cognac in the house (I’m generally not a big fan, so no surprise, really.). Rather than make a run out to the packy to pick some up, I figured I’d just make something up.

I broke a few “rules” by using bourbon in my mixture, but it turns out I’m pretty good at making stuff up. ;^)

Punchin’ Judy

  • For the oleo saccharum, peel four lemons and muddle the rinds in a cup of small crystal raw sugar.
  • Let the lemon peels sit in the sugar for at least half an hour. The sugar will draw out the oils in the rind.
  • Add the following to the oleo saccharum:
    • 1 cup lemon juice
    • 1/2 cup orange juice
    • 2 oz orange liqueur (Cointreau, Triple Sec, etc.)
    • 2 cups dark spiced rum (I used Kraken)
    • 2 cups bourbon (I went with Jim Beam)
    • 4 cups black tea steeped medium-strong
  • Remove the lemon rinds and let sit in the fridge for at least an hour or two (I failed at this step)
  • Serve with a big brick of ice and lemon wheels floating in it

This punch is delightfully easy to drink. Perhaps also dangerously easy to drink, because it definitely packs a wallop!

Posted in Food and Cookery, Obsessions.


Too easy…

(Shh! I’m showing you a secret thing!)

Posted in Curiosities, People Are Dumb.