They would also both spend an awful lot of time with the Telekinesis album, because they are free spirits and open-minded like that.

Update: The Tennis record would also be overly familiar with Beach House‘s “Teen Dream“, which is not meant to make her seem slutty in the least… She just likes to hang out with pretty boys.

Obscenis, peream, Priape, si non
uti me pudet improbisque verbis
sed cum tu posito deus pudore
ostendas mihi coleos patentes
cum cunno mihi mentula est vocanda

As Da Kine puts it: “I have no problem with that, as it is the funniest thing in the history of Western civilization.”

Matisyahu’s new studio album, YOUTH, hits stores March 7th, Pre-Order it HERE and receive the YOUTH DUB album FREE!

(Note that they now have a USPS Priority shipping option, Da Kine, not just FedEx. Or you can order it from Amazon and skip the free disc…)

You might also want to set your TiVos:

Monday, January 16th, Matisyahu will be the musical guest on the Late Show with David Letterman.

1. His podcasts are so funny, you’ll hurt yourself. (Mad props for the recommendation, Da Kine.)
2. I was a bit worried he and his cohorts were taking the Cambodian midget/lion hoax a bit too seriously. I’m sure they were going for comedic effect, but I sent them the Snopes link anyway.
3. They do Monkey News! I do monkey news, too!!

1. With the lovely wife
2. Team spirit (Check out that man-pelt!)

Just for the record, these are them:

• Three left side skull fractures
• One Right side Skull Fracture
• Subdural Hematoma’s (Now gone)
• Epidural Hematoma (There but getting better)
• Right side brain contusion
• Pelvis fractured twice
• Fractured shoulder
• Collapsed lung (not yet fully inflated, put on O2)
• Broken ribs
• Fractured tibia
• Kneecap knocked out of alignment
• Tendons and severe lacerations of right hand

Holy crap!

I figure his tennis, ballet, boxing, and Xtreme Tai Chi carreers are all a wash. And he may never play the violin again.

(Seriously, I’m glad and a little amazed that I can joke about it.)

In other news, it sounds like Shane and his wife Courtney may be moving to Boston. I’m disappointed to lose my Hawaiian tour guide, but that’s exciting news.

First, from Kin-Shay:

2005-03-16 UPDATE – Courtney just called, she just spoke with CPT Rivera, the military laison to the civilian hospital. Shane is awake and speaking. We are not sure what he is saying, but his nurses described him as a “feisty young man.â€? CPT R is on his way to the hospital now to visit Shane. More updates to follow…

At first, I was worried Shane might be confused enough to default to one of the other languages he speaks. He’d have a hard time getting water from a nurse if he asked for it in Latin or Romanian… Luckily, Kin Yah Brutha adds some detail in the Soxaholix comments:

hey guys, da kine is out of the drug induced coma two days early and spoke to his wife this morning. he is speaking in complete sentences, but is still a little confused. ever the master of understatement, he said, “i seem to have been in a bit of an accident.”

That’s our boy!

Shay is keeping the information flowing:

2005-03-15 UPDATE – Good news, Shane has been taken off of his respirator early. He is still out of it but starting to come around. They will assess him and he may be going to Germany in 24 – 36 hours. This is a very positive sign. Looks like everyone’s prayers are working.

Our boy even has the Red Sox Nation on his side.