Today, Rod posted these rejected Star Wars products to our sooper-seekrit IRC channel, prompting the following:
Jake: tauntaun suit is the best thing EVER
Jake: and pants are optional!
Rod: hell yes
Rod: and then if you’re at a halloween party and some girl opens up your sweaty suit to blow you, she can say “and i thought they smelled bad on the outside”
Rod: and then you can marry her because she’s awesome
That’s gold, people. Pure gold!
And then there was this exchange, as well…





god bless you for bringing these to my attention. i think i actually got a mini chub. is it wrong to want to build some of this shit in my basement. especially a life size Solo fridge. that would be so fucking cool.
imagine being the first nerd with a bantha head mounted over the mantle in the game room… talk about ftw.