Holy crap…

Shoot ‘Em Up has got to be the worst movie ever put to film.

Wow.

I mean… Obviously, I was expecting it to be bad, but… Christ.

And no, it’s not “so bad it’s good” campy fun, either (contrary to what you might hear).

4 Responses to “Holy crap…”


  1. 1 kinyahbrutha

    …but how does monica bellucci look ? she’s totally one of my favorites.

  2. 2 joedayuz

    I just said the same thing about another Clive Owen movie - “I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead” - that we grabbed based on his being generally awesome. Awesome like “Sin City” or “Children of Men” awesome. Is there another actor whose movies are so uneven? I can only think of Kurt Russell.

  3. 3 Jake

    Monica is a lactating whore in the movie… And yet we never even see her nipples. What’s up with that?

  4. 4 da kine

    Mmmm…lactating whore.

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