Hey, so yesterday was the third anniversary of my being able to call Hezzy “The Wife”. (Later in the month is the twelve year mark for our couplehood, however.)
It being the glass/crystal/leather anniversary, The Wife asked for a new shiny LCD HDTV.
I like her. 
I don’t know why she didn’t ask for a cyrstal studded cat of nine tails…HELLO!!! Or was that on the DL???
Oh, that? We already got one. (I told him we already got one! Hehehehe!)