Well, Amy Winehouse is finally going to rehab (“No, no, no!“). Mad props to WWTDD for summing up the story perfectly:
Winehouse, who collapsed last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine, is now thought to be wait did that fucking say “heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine”? HOLY SHIT!
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This story about a porn star called Mia Rose being banned from World of Warcraft for… um… being a porn star is hilarious. Where’s the logic in that? Wouldn’t you want people to think hot sluts played your game?
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David Allen should be announcing the winner of his tattoo giveaway today. Of course I entered, but I’m really rooting for his mom.
what a beautiful mess. amy is a f’n fruit loop. i hope she doesn’t suck when she sobers up and she better sober up ‘cuz if she don’t she gonna die.