Kay You En Tee

They way I imagine this happening

Scene: A junior exec from KM Communications is trying to bond with his teenage sons over a “meal” from Wendy’s, since he’s never learned to cook and hasn’t introduced his girlfriend to the boys yet out of fear that they would tell his ex-wife about her.

Dad: Hey! I’ve been put in charge of picking the call letters for some new TV stations. You guys wanna pick some out?

Boys: *whisper-giggle-whisper* Yeah, Dad, that’d be really cool. How about these…

Now the question is: Are there any other offensive call letters out there?

Rules of the game:

  1. 4 letters (no numbers)
  2. First letter must be K or W

Personally, I don’t come up with much. WUSS and WIMP is about as good as I get.

8 Responses to “Kay You En Tee”


  1. 1 The Wife

    KOCK, KIRP (prik backwards), KCID (dick backwards), I can’t come up with any for w but I’ll work on it.

  2. 2 Jenn

    We were very sad to see the local Framingham AM station WKOX change over to become WBIX a few months ago. Endless fun driving by that building daily!

    I think it’s funny that they made the assignment of call letters an automated process but didn’t think to make a “kill filter” with the bad words in it. That’s KRAP!

  3. 3 Kinshay

    WORT - For beer drinkers
    WASP - For uptight protestants
    WART - Nasty

  4. 4 kinyahbrutha

    KUND
    KONT
    KRKR (cracker)
    KIKE

  5. 5 kinyahbrutha

    i had some free time at work …
    by the way, some folx might find WORK offensive

    (in no particular order)
    KNGY (kingay, shout out to da kine)
    KNOB
    KLIT
    KLT
    KRAP
    KON
    KRNK (crank)
    KOON
    KLAN
    KNT
    KAKA
    KOOZ
    KRAK

    WANG
    WENI
    WANK
    WONK
    WHOR
    WNKY
    WAZZ

    there you go…

  6. 6 kinyahbrutha

    KON should be KOB

  7. 7 Kinshay

    KFAG, your source for alternative music

  8. 8 ed

    wogy for the dotters?

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