Oh, but they can!
If you had told me, I never would have believe that Shaquille O’Neal could ever do a windmill spin. I wouldn’t believe he could have done it when he was young and strong, much less at his current age (he’s two months younger than I am) and decrepitude (he’s starting to get the Kareem Shuffle thing going).
Well done Shaq!
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Totally unrelated YouTube silliness: My generation’s answer to Ian Anderson — The Beatboxing Flautist (doing the Mario Bros. theme, no less).





Mad props to Gerald Green for evoking Dee Brown and bringing slam dunk glory back to Boston. Lord knows it is needed, as the Celtics suck donkey scrote.
What was up with Charles Barkley racing the old ref? Did I miss something?
Wha?
After consulting my Moon Language phrase book, I’m assuming you actually watched the all-star festivities…?
Some of ‘em. I saw the slam dunk contest, then got the rest of my coverage from Spohtscenter.