India Tries to Chase Monkeys From Trains
The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India rupees 6,900 ($160) a month, and ”he will be called whenever there is a monkey problem,” Anuj Dayal, the spokesman for the Delhi Metro Rail Corp., was quoted as saying.
On June 9, a monkey reportedly crawled through some pipes and ended up aboard a train, scowling at passengers and jumping around a car.
Simianista commandos are crawling through pipes onto trains to terrorize the human race… And we find this on a site called “Happy News”?
I beg to differ!
I am going to take a monkey off my back and put it on a
train. That’s what I’m going to do.