Police Hunt Pack of Killer Chimps
FREETOWN, Sierra Leone (April 24) - Armed Sierra Leonean police are hunting up to 20 chimpanzees which killed a local taxi driver and injured three American visitors after they broke out of a wildlife sanctuary, officials said on Tuesday.
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”Maybe the visitors panicked and threw sticks and stones. Chimps mob people. If you try and defend yourself you can get hurt,” he added. He advised any humans attacked by chimpanzees to ”be submissive, lie on the ground.”
Bad killer chimps! BAD!
(Thanks Matt!)





The problem is simple. If you take a species and educated them in our language trap them and refuse thier demands for freedom, THEY WILL ATTACK. Humans would do no different. To then hund them down out of fear is only a confirmation of our own infiriority as a race. This isn’t over.
I’m not entirely sure which side you’re on regarding the Simianistas, Lance, but at least you’re on board.
The leaders name is bruno. if he makes it back to the wild he can educate an entire troop. Bruno ^_^