Comments on: Aw, hell naw!

By: Kin-Shay

Kin-Shay — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:07:00 +0000

Don't worry, she was horrified about how you felt about her too.

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:05:37 +0000

Alyssa Milano is enough to make me watch Charmed when The Wife has it on. Woof!

By: da kine

da kine — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:33:26 +0000

Yeah, NP was naughty in The Professional. I now call that sort of thing "The Michelle Wie Effect", because everyone is thinking the same thing (which shall not be mentioned), but you can't say anything without sounding like a kidtouchah. Alyssa Milano and Winnie from the Wonder Years had the same thing going on in the late-80s/early-90s, but they're my age, so I'm not dirty.

By: MixMasterMatt

MixMasterMatt — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 18:50:12 +0000

Jake, you are a dirty old man!!!

I’m going to side w/ da kine on this one. If she wanted to bring that furry beast into bed, I’d make love with them both for the opportunity to sniff her. She is a goddess to be worshiped. I, too, saw V for Vendetta last night, and I nearly got beaten down by the lady friend for the lustful looks that I gave Natalie.

By the way, I heard that NP wants to have a billion of my babies…but then again, that could have been the voices in my head, again…

By: Jake

Jake — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 23:45:16 +0000

I’ll be honest, Ive never been able to fully embrace Natalie as an objet de lust.

My Humbert Humbert-esque crush on her back in the Professional still leaves me feeling dirty and guilty.

By: da kine

da kine — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 23:39:38 +0000

Yeah, what I’m about to say will mean I’m betraying my species, but after seeing V = Vendetta last night, I’m feeling seditious:

If Natalie Portman wants me to dig simianistas, then I’ll do it. Good God, I’d tear the frame off that tang. I’d knock the bald Natalie’s boots with relish. She could be bald with a black eye and a slight case of scabbies, and I’d still dig into that with relish.

Diatribe over. Commence flaming.