Comments on: Whuzzup? http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2006/03/13/428/whuzzup/ A weblog about stuff and junk by Jake Sutton Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:12:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Jake http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2006/03/13/428/whuzzup/#comment-2541 Jake Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:56:03 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2006/03/13/428/whuzzup/#comment-2541 Um, yeah. Your office sounds very different from my home dealie... ;) I do keep a knife or two in mine, though. Um, yeah. Your office sounds very different from my home dealie… ;)
I do keep a knife or two in mine, though.

]]> By: Cal http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2006/03/13/428/whuzzup/#comment-2539 Cal Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:50:52 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2006/03/13/428/whuzzup/#comment-2539 Regarding your new office set up, may I suggest the following practices I have employed in my office: 1. Keep all your machine guns in a card-board box. The 9 mms you can keep scattered around your office as required. 2. Liberally populate the area with gas masks and forward-looking infra-red devices. 3. Tasers can be kept on the book case. 4. Old photos of The Men In Red, Indians, and really gruesome auto wrecks can liven up the walls nicely. 5. Insure a new saying from Sun Tzu appears on your white board every single day. 6. Anything Kevlar should be kept flat. 7. Human biological exhibits should not be kept in your office for long. Get them into the cold storage area. 8. Full spectrum lighting? We don't need no stinking full spectrum lighting....(but I got it anyway..) 9. Keep your dongel where its handy. 10. The lil zen sand box garden can go beside where you keep your ammo. 11. Line up your O.C. spray bottles along the window for a nice effect. 12. Knives will mount nicely between your bulletin board and the wall of the divider. Just slide the blade in behind the board. Also keeps them handy, just in case, cause, YOU NEVER KNOW... ninjas can appear at any time... 13. The nine pound rifled cannon will look good just outside your door. That's where I keep mine. P.S. Yer Ma has seen my office... she said it's "cute"...?? She especially thought the machine guns were sweet...??? WTF??? And , oh yeah... You wanted us to say Blahstuff in our posts...so...Blahstuff... Regarding your new office set up, may I suggest the following practices I have employed in my office:

1. Keep all your machine guns in a card-board box. The 9 mms you can keep scattered around your office as required.
2. Liberally populate the area with gas masks and forward-looking infra-red devices.
3. Tasers can be kept on the book case.
4. Old photos of The Men In Red, Indians, and really gruesome auto wrecks can liven up the walls nicely.
5. Insure a new saying from Sun Tzu appears on your white board every single day.
6. Anything Kevlar should be kept flat.
7. Human biological exhibits should not be kept in your office for long. Get them into the cold storage area.
8. Full spectrum lighting? We don’t need no stinking full spectrum lighting….(but I got it anyway..)
9. Keep your dongel where its handy.
10. The lil zen sand box garden can go beside where you keep your ammo.
11. Line up your O.C. spray bottles along the window for a nice effect.
12. Knives will mount nicely between your bulletin board and the wall of the divider. Just slide the blade in behind the board. Also keeps them handy, just in case, cause, YOU NEVER KNOW… ninjas can appear at any time…
13. The nine pound rifled cannon will look good just outside your door. That’s where I keep mine.

P.S. Yer Ma has seen my office… she said it’s “cute”…?? She especially thought the machine guns were sweet…??? WTF??? And , oh yeah… You wanted us to say Blahstuff in our posts…so…Blahstuff…

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