Matt: what would you put on a mix tape for Jesus?
Matt: first song
Matt: ‘South of Heaven”
Jake: Jesus Built My Hot Rod
Matt: “Spirit in the Sky”
Jake: followed by Satan Is My Motor
Matt: “I saw your mommy and your mommy’s dead”
Jake: last song: Sheep Go to Heaven (Goats Go to Hell)
Matt: nice touch
Matt: I think Super Trouper and Run to the Hills need to be on there somewhwere
Jake: how about a little Faith No More: Surprise! You’re Dead
Matt: thats good
Matt: I think Death Metal is too obvious
Jake: yeah
Matt: but Slayer has a song called ‘Jesus Saves’
Matt: I think jesus would like some Dead Kennedys
Jake: remember the Cardigans? they do a cover of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Matt: oh yeah, thats good
Matt: I’m thinking ‘God id Dead’ by Crass. Or anything by the punk band the Crucifucks
Jake: we would have vastly different mix tapes for Jesus
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No “Knocking on Heaven’s Door”?
or “Heaven is a Place on Earth”?
and not so many people know this one, but being omnipotent and all JC knows this one “Jesus On the Grill” by Willy Porter.
I don’t know why but for some reason I think Jesus would like the B-A-N-A-N-A-S song too.
Jesus was a cheerleader.
You need a little REM - Losing My Religion for times of peril, Duran Duran - Save A Prayer, Marylin Manson - The Reflecting God, Public Enemy - Prophets of Rage, RHCP - Falling Into Grace, Smashing Pumpkins - God, Sneaker Pimps - Wasted Early Sunday, A Tribe Called Quest - God Lives Through (Oh My God), and Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus.
If you are going to go with Depeche Mode I’d go with Blasphemous Rumours personally. Oh, and God’s Comic (cause it aint a mix tape without Elvis Costello). I’d also have to find a Cult song to put on there because my Jesus is a big fan.
One more, Tom Waits Jesus Gonna Be Here or the one about keeping the devil way down in the hole.
Yeah, you could practically make a whole Tom Waits Jesus mix. Chocolate Jesus?
The last mix tape I sent lil’ God jr. the two songs he really went nuts over were “I sent a thank you card to the guy who raped you” and “Recycling is gay” oddly enough both by Anal C#nt. Who knew.
Anal C#nt? That has to be the best name for any band through out the history of time.
They have great album covers, and the best song titles ever.