Comments on: Here’s a bottle and an honest friend!

By: corbin

corbin — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:25:17 +0000

sorry guys, must have had one too many, this is how it goes

heres to the breezes, that blows through the treeses,
that lifts the skirts above the kneeses,
its the spot that teases, pleases and causes diseases,
oh lord, what snatch
down the hatch

By: corbin

corbin — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:23:40 +0000

heres to the breezes
that blows through the treeses
its the spot that teases, pleases, and causes diseases,
oh lord, what a snatch,
down the hatch

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 16:59:46 +0000

This is a great list of toasts.

By: kinyahbrutha

kinyahbrutha — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:04:36 +0000

“she offered her honor,
i honored her offer,
and all night long
it was honor , offer.”

By: MixMasterMatt

MixMasterMatt — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:10:40 +0000

I’ve been trying to track this one down from the cobwebbed corners of my mind for a couple of days. A “good” Catholic girl friend used to whip this one out, “We’re drinking to honor! Getting on her! Staying on her! And if you can’t come in her, come ON her!”

By: Tippy

Tippy — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:50:00 +0000

I love toasts! Got this one from a bathroom stall at the Scumdowner (or some other equally offensive watering hole) in Boulder… it left an impression on me

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Friends will come
And friends will go
And friends will peter out, you know
But we’ll be friends
Through thick and thin
Peter-out or Peter-in

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:46:18 +0000

Um… Wow.

By: Broz

Broz — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:16:59 +0000

I was always partial to these toasts:

Here’s to Virgins: thanks for nothin’.

-OR-

Here’s to the breezes
That blows through the treeses
That lifts the girls skirts above their kneeses
That reveals a patch
That we call a snatch
That teases and pleases
But smells, Oh JESUS