Comments on: Ew! You’ve got thetans on you! http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/ A weblog about stuff and junk by Jake Sutton Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:45:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: kinyahbrutha http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-906 kinyahbrutha Sat, 02 Jul 2005 03:31:35 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-906 cult chicks can be really hot... they can make you do crazy things. esp. if you are <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002N4N/qid=1120274979/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-4686732-2311360">adam sandler.</a> cult chicks can be really hot… they can make you do crazy things. esp. if you are adam sandler.

]]> By: Jake http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-887 Jake Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:48:12 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-887 My very first exposure with the thetans was when I first moved to Boston. I was walking on Newbury and a pretty girl asked if I'd like to take a "personality test". I was new to the city and more than a little lonely, so I said sure. It's <em>really</em> impressive how adept they are at manipulating people. They totally keyed in on my "left all my friends behind, living in a new city" sadness. The thing is, anytime people start exploiting my weeknesses, I can recognize that for what it is. I ended up getting reasonably pissed and excusing myself (probably a lot like <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/fresh-intelligence/2005/06/17/index.php#001291" rel="nofollow">Scarlet Johansson</a>). Then I had a similar experience on Comm Ave with a gorgeous young woman with extraordinary amber eyes. I took some zine-like literature from her, and it turned out she was with a bonafied "cult"... Nuff said, I suppose. My very first exposure with the thetans was when I first moved to Boston. I was walking on Newbury and a pretty girl asked if I’d like to take a “personality test”. I was new to the city and more than a little lonely, so I said sure.
It’s really impressive how adept they are at manipulating people. They totally keyed in on my “left all my friends behind, living in a new city” sadness.

The thing is, anytime people start exploiting my weeknesses, I can recognize that for what it is. I ended up getting reasonably pissed and excusing myself (probably a lot like Scarlet Johansson).

Then I had a similar experience on Comm Ave with a gorgeous young woman with extraordinary amber eyes. I took some zine-like literature from her, and it turned out she was with a bonafied “cult”…

Nuff said, I suppose.

]]> By: da kine http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-885 da kine Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:52:27 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-885 Not to mention that Masony wasn't developed by a crappy pulp science fiction author who wrote at a 4th-grade level. TANSTAAFL! Not to mention that Masony wasn’t developed by a crappy pulp science fiction author who wrote at a 4th-grade level. TANSTAAFL!

]]> By: concerned http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-883 concerned Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:51:20 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-883 http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/ http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/

]]> By: concerned http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-882 concerned Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:50:42 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-882 http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/ http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/

]]> By: Jake http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-877 Jake Wed, 29 Jun 2005 20:24:46 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-877 I don't know. The thetans have the Masons seriously outranked in terms of balls-out crazy. The Masons are good at the plotting and power-mongering, but pure, level <em>insanity</em> may be enough to give Cruise and Travolta the edge. I don’t know.
The thetans have the Masons seriously outranked in terms of balls-out crazy.
The Masons are good at the plotting and power-mongering, but pure, level insanity may be enough to give Cruise and Travolta the edge.

]]> By: Chris http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-876 Chris Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:10:45 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-876 P.S. For the record, my money is on the Masons. P.S. For the record, my money is on the Masons.

]]> By: Chris http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/cruise-scientology/#comment-875 Chris Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:10:07 +0000 http://www.blahstuff.com/oldstuff/2005/06/29/210/ew-youve-got-thetan-on-you/#comment-875 They just opened "The Los Feliz Mission" Church of Scientology about a block and a half from my house, Creepy. I think it's time the Masons step up and we can see who's tougher. There is only room for one unnerving secret group if you ask me. They just opened “The Los Feliz Mission” Church of Scientology about a block and a half from my house, Creepy. I think it’s time the Masons step up and we can see who’s tougher. There is only room for one unnerving secret group if you ask me.

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