Number six on the Forbes Ten ways to live longer list: Be rich.
Number three? Have more sex.
Thanks, Chatchi. Very helpful!
Oops! I’m failing at number two: Be optimistic.
And I can’t even comment on number one, or else I might ruin my chances at number three…
Commenting on number ten might clinch number three for you;.)
Oh, well, yeah. I assume everyone knows I have number ten nailed.