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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2010-08-07

Jake — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 13:00:00 +0000

The best sentence ever begins with: "Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels…" http://j.mp/bilGzg #

Jake — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:00:00 +0000

"The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey." http://bit.ly/9GnJr3 #
If you are into monkey shines, you might want to check out Rebel Monkeys on NatGeo: http://bit.ly/bd8yEy #

Jake — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:00:00 +0000

Monkey on a goat. On a wire. Pretty sweet! http://bit.ly/c4Crft #
Of course you need a Steampunk Monkey Coloring Book. Of course you do! http://www.etsy.com/shop/chetart?section_id=7080491 #

Jake — Sat, 29 May 2010 07:00:00 +0000

"We were not staking out the garbage can looking for a monkey," said Lt. Kraig Gray of the Greenwich, CT Police Dept. http://j.mp/aKl5PE #
In case you were keeping tabs, Atlanta has a new western lowland gorilla in town: http://j.mp/aSpzty #
Chimps are smart enough to copy their betters: http://j.mp/9pb4xY Which explains all the photos of chimps with guns and cigarettes and such. #
This just in: Orangutans look straight into your soul. http://j.mp/bJRvir #

Jake — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Jake — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:00:00 +0000

There's another "monkey on the loose in Florida" caper going on: http://j.mp/a4Ck0n Why FL? They must really like crack… #monkeyrevolution #

Jake — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:00:00 +0000

How you doin'? A gibbon dating agency is helping to reintroduce once captive apes into the forests of southeast Asia. http://j.mp/56sKko #
In a win for our side, a team of crack code breakers have deciphered the language of the Campbell’s monkey. http://j.mp/8Tj2u4 #

Jake — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Orphaned baby gorillas to be placed in new sanctuary in Congo: http://j.mp/8lXMna #
Tampa has a rogue monkey problem. http://j.mp/5eAZzq I wonder if they will show up on an episode of COPS. COPS <3 Florida! #monkeyrevolution #
A painted face doesn't make you pretty. Mandrill's are kinda whorish: http://j.mp/4RwE93 (via @fuckyoupenguin & @mhectic) #monkeyrevolution #

Jake — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Wasn't me! "With a steady supply of monkeys ensured construction of the monkey collider began on a scenic Colorado site." http://j.mp/1NhwOX #

Jake — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:12:43 +0000

You’ve all seen these, right? Well, I just decided I need to have them always available in case I ever need them (and I often do).