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Some random crap:
My mommy got me a 40″ Sony LCD HDTV for Xmas. I was planning to get something in the 46″ range later in 2008, but 40″ turns out to be plenty big (plus, it’s free, yo!). That mother of mine is pretty cool. Even if she does have a thundering herd of Great […]

The Monkey Clone Wars are not far from us.
Begin training your children now, for they shall serve on the front lines against the Simianista menace.

Oh, HELL no!
Are you frick-a-frackin’ kidding me?! One month monkeys are going all Hitchcock’s The Birds on a deputy mayor in Delhi, the next we find out some baby-momma is leaving her not-even-a-month-old child in the knit-picking hands of an obvious Simianista recruiting operative while she does “chores”?
This cannot stand, your honor! I OBJECT!
This video […]

The Deputy Mayor of the Indian capital, Delhi, was killed by a horde of moneys, if you can believe it.
SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.
The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which […]

Firstly, it’s worth noting that The Mother-in-Law has a new dog. Molly is a blue heeler mix of some sort. She’s really sweet, though a bit crazy and fairly untrained. We’re hopeful, though, since Australian Cattle Dogs are in the top ten for dog breed intelligence.
Next on the docket are the mighty Rockies. […]

I find this story hilarious: Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport
The monkey escapade began in Lima, Peru, late Monday, when the man boarded a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., said Spirit Airlines spokeswoman Alison Russell. After landing Tuesday morning, the man waited several hours before catching a connecting flight to LaGuardia Airport.
During the flight, people […]

My mother is turning into a crazy cat lady… Except it’s with Great Danes.
The truth is she’s gotten involved with the local Great Dane rescue and has ended up adopting a couple and fostering a couple. That’s a whole lotta dog for one house. My dog, Mingus, doesn’t much care to visit Grandmama’s house anymore. […]

We sure do!
Here in the Colorado Front Range, the bubonic plague has long been known to fester amongst the prairie dog colonies that litter the landscape. Lately, though, it’s been encroaching on the suburban bliss of our “little boxes” by way of the squirrels that run our fences and the bunnies that ruin our lawns.
And […]