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No, I don’t mean it.
I just wanted to link to a couple online videos that I find completely and inexplicably mesmerizing, so I threw a little pop reference in there for flavor. You know how I do.
Anyway, here you go:

How is babby formed?
Hurra Torpedo does the best version of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” that […]

Heidi Klum will eat your face!
Of course, we already knew she’d shoot you with her “great knockers!”

An open letter to Larry The Cable Guy
In which David Cross tears Larry the Cable Guy apart to humorous effect:
About being Anti-Gay. I honestly take that back. I do not think that you are anti-gay, I didn’t choose those words wisely. Your stuff isn’t necessarily anti-gay but rather stupid and easy. “Madder than a queer […]

All Aboard (Mostly) for “Ocean’s Thirteen”
Warner Bros. announced Monday that Clooney, Pitt, Damon and most of the usual suspects from the first two Ocean pics will return for next year’s threequel, Ocean’s Thirteen. Steven Soderbergh will be on hand to direct for the third time.
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“The odds were long on this happening, and it would not […]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker rule my world. Even though Isaac Hayes quit the show due to the whole making-fun-of-Scientology thing, they aren’t letting that spell and end to his Chef character: ‘South Park’ Cooks Up Plan For Chef In Season Premiere
Details on the episode were scarce as of press time — Chef […]

Tom Cruise went to Yahoo!… He’s still fuckin’ nuts.
I thought this was great, though.

Natalie Portman’s giving the love to the Simianistas?!
What the hell’s going on around here? People aren’t listening to a word I say.

Fears for ‘dazed’ George
That’s erstwhile pop star George Michael (aka Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou), who was found in an interesting state:
The 42-year-old singer was arrested after police allegedly found cannabis and GHB - a Class C drug known as liquid ecstasy - in the vehicle.
Sex toys and masks were also found in the boot, according to […]